a parody of the Phil Ochs song
Look inside that window, there's a newbie being flamed They've dragged him to the FAQ and now the mod’s being blamed Maybe we should call the admin and try to stop the pain But Everquest is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the raid And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Surfing the information highway, yes, my back is getting stiff Thirteen servers are offline, they're hanging on a cliff. Maybe I could bring them back with a telnet shell again But we got data to move and we might get sued and it’s probably all in vain And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Sweating in the Facebook ghetto with the needy and the mad Rats from AOL have joined the ship, it was all they ever had Now we could organise a riot with these latest fake-news crops But their too gullible already and someone might call the cops And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends. Oh there's a dirty thumbnail using sex to get some clicks The YouTube board was so upset, I hope the lawsuit sticks. Maybe we should help the content makers, keep them all in line. But we're busy scrolling reddit and the latest TikTok Vines. And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends The Smoking speed of twitter is more fun than drinking beer, But a friend of ours was shadow banned they gave him just a year Maybe we should raise our voices, ask somebody why But it’s hard to get a trending tag, the cost is much too high And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends