to Tom Wait’s Chocolate Jesus
Well I dont like to sing carols, or open presents on Christmas day Don’t memorize the names of the reindeer, I got my own special way I know Santa loves me, being good ain’t no chore I drop by the elf workshop each Monday, to raid their candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Santa, keep me satisfied Well I dont want no Christmas Pudding, dont want no candy cane, There aint nothing better, to take away my pain Well it's the only thing that can pick me up, Better than old egg nog See only a chocolate Santa, can help to clear the fog When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your father christmas in cellophane He flows like the big muddy but thats ok Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Santa, good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Santa, keep me satisfied